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I forgot to install listening when my kids were in beta.
Still waiting on that update. In the meantime — surviving on caffeine and sarcasm, one eye twitching, while the tiny chaos agents behind her completely lose their minds with a megaphone.
For the mom who has said "did you hear me?" approximately 47,000 times today. We see you. We ARE you.
💻 About this design:
Cinematic illustration of an exhausted but iconic mom at the kitchen table, coffee mug in hand reading "Surviving on Caffeine & Sarcasm," wearing a shirt that says "Mom Fuel: Coffee" — while absolute mayhem unfolds behind her. Bold red, black, and white brush lettering. Details everywhere: "Chaos Coordinator," "Good Times (Sometimes)," "I Need A Time Out," "Messy Hair Don't Care."
👕 Available on:
Unisex t-shirts (soft, true-to-size — see size chart before ordering)
Insulated tumblers (keeps drinks cold 24 hrs, hot 12 hrs)
Tote bags
Coffee mugs (11oz and 15oz)
✨ Makes an amazing gift for:
Mother's Day · Birthdays · Gamer moms · Tech-savvy moms · Any mom who has ever wished her kids came with a settings menu · Chaos coordinators everywhere
📦 Made to order and printed with vibrant, long-lasting ink. Ships within 3–5 business days.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
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Exchanges accepted within 14 days
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I gladly accept cancellations
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