I Forgot To Install Listening — Dad Edition

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I forgot to install listening when my kids were in beta.
To do list: Survive ✅ Game ✅ Dad Duties ☐ Sleep ☐ (maybe next update)
He's in the gaming chair. The headset is on. Caffeine Level: Critical. Two kids are going absolutely feral behind him and he is choosing — deliberately and consciously — not to notice. Dad Level: Expert. 🎮
💻 About this design:
Cinematic dark-themed illustration of a gaming dad in his element — headset, controller, gaming chair — surrounded by complete kid chaos while looking utterly unbothered. Bold white, blue, and neon green brush lettering on black. Packed with details: "Dad Level: Expert," "Level Dad," "Caffeine Level: Critical," "Survive ✅ Game ✅ Dad Duties ☐ Sleep ☐ Maybe Next Update."
👕 Available on:

Unisex t-shirts on black (soft, true-to-size — see size chart before ordering)
Coffee mugs (11oz and 15oz)

✨ Makes an amazing gift for:
Father's Day · Birthdays · Gamer dads · New dads · Any dad who has ever pretended not to hear his kids · Husbands · Brothers · Anyone whose to-do list includes "maybe next update"
📦 Made to order and printed with vibrant, long-lasting ink. Ships within 3–5 business days.